Roberto Mugabe's Qoute Compilations

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWlomj-Mc9rSGFvXGCfBDYG-tZY0k06H08CKflBemUlwv9k47Nf6kOwaEf8FhRLpzqY5ZK-sX-FwXPpJNUBGZN6vi2iNzvV6HyUPOQXEFevniqZUobKR0dFSmAGxYqulcbHtq7MteijJ3y/s1600/IMG-20160527-WA0002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWlomj-Mc9rSGFvXGCfBDYG-tZY0k06H08CKflBemUlwv9k47Nf6kOwaEf8FhRLpzqY5ZK-sX-FwXPpJNUBGZN6vi2iNzvV6HyUPOQXEFevniqZUobKR0dFSmAGxYqulcbHtq7MteijJ3y/s400/IMG-20160527-WA0002.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Quotes From president ROBERT MUGABE That Will Make Your                                                   Day</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Use The comment box to show us your favourite Of all the Qoutes</span><br /> <br /> <i>1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.<br /><br />2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.<br /><br />3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.<br /><br />4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.<br /><br />5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.<br /><br />6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!<br /><br />7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.<br /><br />8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.<br /><br />9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.<br /><br />10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?<br /><br />11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.<br /><br />12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.<br /><br />13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.<br /><br />14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.<br /><br />15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.<br /><br />16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.<br /><br />17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.<br /><br />18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.<br /><br />19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.<br /><br />20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.<br /><br />21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.<br /><br />22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.<br /><br />23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.<br /><br />24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.<br /><br />25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.<br /><br />26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.<br /><br />27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.<br /><br />28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"<br /><br />29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.<br /><br />30. We are living in a generation where people ?in lo</i><br /> <br /> <i>Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how<br /><br /><br /><br />31.Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two<br />idiots will say "Bossu how far?" ??<br />?? ??<br /><br /><br /><br />32.Some of you girls can't even jog<br />for 5minutes but expect a<br />guy to last in bed with u for<br />2hours??? Ur level of<br />selfishness demands<br />a one week crusade..<br />???????<br /><br />33.It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.<br /><br /><br /><br />34.Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face??????<br /><br /><br /><br />35.No sex before marriage???<br />If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.<br /><br /><br /><br />36.Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*<br /><br /><br />37."Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."<br /><br /><br />38.If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays????<br /><br /><br />39.Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex<br /><br /><br /><br />40.Dear sisters,<br /><br />Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -<br /> </i><br /> <br /> <i>41.It's better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it........<br />Than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill.." </i>

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